Saturday, January 27, 2007

Demonic announcement

Attention all class B demons and below, the high console of Demonic affairs has decided that all demonic operation in Iraq to be suspended until further notice due to the fact that the actions that have been performed by humans in Iraq has surpassed those of our jurisdiction and this statement hold from this moment forth till stated other wise by the high consul of Demonic affairs and the consul will hold a meeting do discuss the possibility of sending a special trained unit in a trial to bring balance to the area since the humans have taken no active moves and for the sake of protecting the cattle (protect the humans from their-selves) so those who would like to join this unit submit ur applications at the Balance restoration office and for ur information the members of the unit will have the privilege of feasting on what they hunt.


Yours Demonically,
Class B high consul official Kitsune Kyubai Samma

P.S. The birthday of our beloved Queen Lilith is approaching so all Demons be advised to take the suitable preparation for the event (be careful not to repeat last year tragedy by offering low life sacrifices)...

6 comments:

David said...
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David said...

Perhaps the specially trained Demonic Unit could start by balancing the Iraqi Parliament. From what I hear, they are enjoying the high life, while they do little to nothing to help their people!

Wow! Your Haiku is a perfect description of George Bush! ;)

Sang J. Moon said...

The horrors being perpetuated are basically attempts to dominate others. The ones who implement these tactics are the children of Saddam whether they liked him or not. Saddam was respected because of his ability to use horror to rule absolutely and is even looked at longingly by some Iraqis. The lessons he taught through example have been learned well and will not fade easily.

Morty said...

David: the Parliament do need straightening so I think that the unit will be pretty busy in Iraq and the chances of their success is very low but since Iraqis dosn't taste good I'm hoping that the terrorists will be the favored dish for the unit...;D

sang.jmoon: welcome to my blogb and I kinda agree with u since horror is the most effective weapon that could be used by the ruler and yet an ugly weapon and I hope that it might not be used ever again...

Morty said...

David about the Haiku I didn't mean Bush by it (that dosn't mean that I like the guy) but it is a verse showing that no matter how much years to pass the monkey's face will remain a monkey face so no matter how the man try to change the way he looks or behave he shall remain who he is and thank u (actually I didn't think that the Haikus will be read by other than me and may be Anarki but I guess I was worng)

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